While Emily is away, the boys will play. Mike and Ethan from The Other Half podcast join Thomas and Shep for a story about a woman who discovers a talking carrot in her fridge. Oh, and the carrot is French.

While on a corporate retreat, two antagonistic coworkers are teamed up with one another so they’ll be forced to work out their differences. Things take a weird turn when the pair stumble across a group of billionaires on a secret, sexy retreat. You probably shouldn’t let your kids listen to this episode.

After suddenly and mysteriously losing contact with Earth, a group living at the top of a space elevator must abandon their home and climb down to the surface of the planet using only a maintenance ladder.